Jeff.
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I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.
When ur sugar daddy texts you some serial killer shit but you remember he’s literally the richest person in the world
“Mothman used to be Caterpillarman”
You fool. Mothman isn’t a literal moth man. That’s just the name us humans gave him since we couldn’t comprehend his true shape and nature.
it doesnt make sense tho
navy blue was literally named for its use in the BRITISH ROYAL NAVY in the mid-1700’s
maroon is literally an evolution of french marron, meaning chestnut. its a brownish red. like a chestnut.
like, the kids making these memes need to take a fucking elective that isnt a sport. do teenage boys still think that “art is for fags” or something? learn colors, you sound stupid!!!!
This is like hilarious but also stop being pretentious, it’s a perfectly fair comparison to make. Navy blue = a darker and more desaturated blue and maroon = a darker and more desaturated red. The modifier “navy” is so disconnected enough from its roots that it makes sense for it to assume a new contextual meaning. Sure, the name comes from the British navy using it, but what we’re talking about is how it modifies a color.
i do not care how pretentious i sound, this joke is picking the lowest-hanging fruit ive ever seen. its LAZY.
it comes across as “haha look at this funny r/showerthoughts post i saw!!! so relatable, am i right fellow non-artists?”
its a low effort joke aimed at people who could not be paid to give a shit about trying any artistic medium, but lose their mind over a notebook sketch someone does in 15 minutes and scream “I WISH I COULD DRAW LIKE YOU” as if it doesnt take years of practice; like the artist was born with an “artistic gene” or some bullshit
all i ask is that people try just a little bit more to not sound dumb when theyre trying to be funny
everyone on twitter is making “lemon pigs” so i made a lemon demon pig. i didn’t have toothpicks so i used screws instead
lemon ganon
not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket
She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
zodiaccrap